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Yeah

Sometimes, I like to take a big turd on somebody.

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I'ts this whole thing, hurling forward spinning. It consists of many levels, pieces, and kinds. They work together. Higher-order momentums obtain. aggregations of action churn. They bump and grind, war, merge. An interesting move is to choose to take some responsibility for your own position in this process. What is the nature of your current position? That's a question an individual may answer for himself if it interests him. Your position is your only responsibility. Nothing else matters. The term position should be taken as generally as is possible.

The questoin is not just: what do I want to be doing? It is also: what is the essential character of my action?

Has-beens

Yahoo!

Give it to her.

I think Laura can take a fist up there. She's got the hips and has given birth.

Ta da

The problem is pretty simple. A bunch of degenerates run the government.

The Department of Homeland Security

No once can ride the elevator. Ridge snacks on envelopes. Passports are prohibited. Go straight to the detector. Bush rides to war in a leather carraige. Laura eats parasols for breakfast. The daughters are to be wed on the networked battlefield.

Good times

Jenna chews Texas bat heads. But I'd be happy to have Barbara's legs around my waist. She's got that Yale education.

Ham

Bush is like four years old. He wears a suit and eats ham.

Toilet George!

George Bush can be my toilet. I've got a thick brown log for his throat. Who cares if he chokes? Laura brought wet naps.

Fool

George Bush rides a black horse. He drinks milk and wears diaper shorts. He's got bad AIDS and no brain. His heart is a bag of worms.

fried rice

Bush eat's korean soup. He sucks the dog's tail and can't get laid. Cheney rapes boys in Wyoming. The doctors cut through his chest with a saw. Rice spoons custard all afternoon. She's got high, tight crumpets for Rumsfeld.

DPRK

North Korean peasants want to kill Bush with knives and ropes. They'll kim chee his bee bim bop and eat him with three yellow teeth. Kim Jon Il has Jim Jones glasses. It ain't no thing. Send him Brittney Spears, nation to nation.

Fuck 'em

Korean dads know tae kwon doo. They kick, chop, and shout. And they curse their daughters for loving and screwing white men in California.

My take on WWII

Why did Hitler have to go and ruin such a grat mustache style?

Screen Time

Bush is not the king. He's a guy that lives in an armored box. Schwartzenegger and Regan were just actors of the stage, thespians with tan skin. They read lines as instructed by the director. They get interviewed by Paige Hopkins. It ain't that cool.

It's just for show.

Bush is a show-dog. Laura is a show-dog's show dog. Her Bush is triangular.

One way out.

Fuck up Bush with the LAPD. Electrocute him and use cocain dogs. Send him to the Hague for prosection, by French and Dutch. Guilty. Of serious crimes against mankind. He rides in an armored limo with germanic lights. He cannot read or write. But his teeth are as clean as the white house toilet.

in the end

Wolfowitz drives the japanese knife into Bush fuck. He bites uranium warheads with mercury teeth. General Bob presses the button. Laura stands by with her pussy. Wolfowitz licks the comb and rubs it between Condi's butt cheeks.

Teenagers

Teenagers have no legs. They lost them in Iraq. Now Iran has big Allah reactors.

Bush

He's just sorry. He's no leader.

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Big upps to all the revolutionaries.

Hecka

Yeah, ring the fucking bell. It's not that hard.

Yep.

Bust some ribs and shit. Crack the head. Use the steak sauce.

Hare Krishna Ganesh Udj

Fuck the administration.

Duff

Where did Christina Aguillera go? She popped the weasel like a champ. She was something else. Now we've got ashlee simpson the rat. But what's her face from disney rings my bell. Hillary Duff. She's sixteen. Her flesh is plush with hormones. But what does she do to the hearts of men?

BIZAM

At the apple store, it's like being in a big computer or something. there's all this silver shit everywhere. they got cameras, printers, and dvds. they'll tell you about fire wire and Ghz ram. It's all $499. They got all these computer clusters everywhere. Like with the macintosh and windows and shit. Chinese dads come here to click around. Bumbs browse the net for hours. Nobody knows what exactly it is that they do. Everything's been lost down the drain.

Children

Bush loves his wife and daughters. But he bombs kids overseas.

Hitler

Bush is a hitler doll. Legions of officious killers operate behind the scenes. The genocide occurs on several continents simultaneously. Street thugs rule the airwaves and chaperone the parties. The dickless leaders congratulate eachother on their service to america.

Ridge

Homeland security is a bag of dog shit. corporate types scamper and drool at their chance to get a piece of the pie.

TO

Terrell Owens is a drag queen from alabama. he's got screws in his ankle.

Chunky Soup

d-mcbaggs slurps on chunky soup. he's got a big bathroom to poop and groom. on game day he drives to the stadium in one of his whips. he puts on his super-man costume and runs around like a big chubby toddler.

Do It

Do you want to bend Condi over the dinner table? She likes to drink wine and discuss matters of state by the light of the candle. She's a great girl. And she's a high official in the fourth-reich.

Condi

Condi still acts like a high-achieving thirteen year-old. She's in the national honor society and plays the flute. I mean, the bitch piano. She likes it when you put her on a pedestal.

CEO's

George choked on a pretzel. His dad barfed on the prime minister of japan. They're CEO's.

Mcbag

Mcnabb's got poop between his cheeks. Owens tastes his rectum for Andy Reid's special mayonnaise.

Peasant's Foot

D-Mcscabb eats the peasant's foot. TB sucks the lion's anus and drives the team down the field. At the end of the season he buys his line jewelry.

Laura

Laura Bush will grind it on your face. She's got big hips and fat lips. She trims it short and narrow. And she flows like the Hudson.

Rumsfeld

Powell took it in the rectum. He fondled when he should have fucked. Rumsfeld got the girl.

Tenet

Cheney tells Bush where to stick his dick. He calls in Tenet to get it hard. Rumsfeld aims it with million-dollar tweezers.

Office Closet

George Bush will fondle you in the back seat of a limousine. His dad humps him in the oval office closet. Cheney sucks on his nuts under the podium. Condi bites the ball-gag while Rumsfeld lays the pipe. The bush twins chow Condi's hairy box. It ain't tight.

Air Force

Air Force One is where officious fondlers with big heads and soft dicks stick freedom fries in each other's ass holes. The losers at Rand and Brookings fantasize about participating. Cheney likes to pinch a hamburger patty between his butt cheeks before he has open heart surgery.

Boobs

most professionals are payed to support existing patterns. you want fake boobs you got 'em. gastric bypass surgery? no problem. we ran some tests and...you qualify! want happy pills? let me ask you a few questions...you have the condition that the product i offer treats.

Gang Banging

gang banging is a good life. it's more demanding than working at mcdonalds. you're not just a slave. you derive identity from an unregimented process with your peers. yep, you might die.

Natives

when you've smoked all your meth, hang your pole in the ocean to catch a fish. it has meat and fat. you can cut it with your knife and chew it. buy an ice cream sandwich and catch some waves on you tatoos. then go curse at the dirty hippy haolies.

Cows

do you like to ranch cattle? blast the cow in the side with a shell. whizz its brain with a bolt. inject it with hormones on the cycle. innoculate it and test the feces. fertilize it with the baster. illegals from ecuador will remove the organs, then apply hooks and saw-edged kinves. the pieces go on the conveyor.

Retired

most retired ball-players lose their juice fast. have you seen wade boggs? he's got no led in his pencil. michael irvin suffers from retardation, but he is still a fun guy.

Falcons

the falcons are hot, and they've got a sharp edge. their d-line is the best in the league. vick doesn't waste time thinking. he's natural. their coaches are aggressive. they could win it all.

True Unit

will the steeler's run the ball on the patriots? i doubt that. the patriots exhibit a high level of excellence. they're a true unit.

Mayberry Face

why did the colts disappoint? there's more to humility than wearing a mayberry face. Manning won't give himself to the game. he works from the control booth. he's all frontal lobe. he's too schooled. he doesn't make an animal connection. he's a professional. you can see that he's a southerner. he's a good soldier, like colin powell. but he fears the experience of victory.

Vegetarians

vegetarians rule the nation. they live on ghee and yams, spinach and apples. the beef boys like it hard it in the anus. the girls chow birds and rodents. they've got bad diarrhea from taco bell. they put dead barn-yard animals in their mouths. they ooh and ah over boiled sea insects. their colons are filled with dried toilet soup, long and short worms. they need pepto and pepcid, tums and alkaseltzer. they pop viagra, cialis, effexor, and levitra. they have surgeries and suck chicken eggs. they pay mexicans to change their sheets.

An Egg

manning laid an egg. he's not a natural. he's been schooled from a young age. he doesn't give himself to the game. brady knows how to get down.

The Falcons Devoured The Rams

macnabb is a good player. but i'm surprised he beat culpepper. where was randy moss? mike tice rules with an iron fist. that's not the way to win in this day and age. the falcons devoured the rams. i bet they'll beat the eagles. mcnabb can't win the big game. TO is out. andy reid is hooked on jelly donuts. the falcons' staff is lean and vicious. vick is finding his brain.

Big Ben

nobody's going to beat the patriots. they've won 30 of their last 32 games. brady sinks his teeth into the game. the defense tackles. the colts are a one trick pony. they're all timing. belichick is the best coach in football. that's straight form sean salisbury. cower can't beat belichick in the post season. pittsburgh has big ben who wears dirty drawers. the coach chews screws. it's the patriots and the falcons in the SB.

Big Rings

did you watch the golden globes? the stars were acting cool, in tuxedos and shiny gowns. they lead fabulous lives, vacationing in private villas and driving bentleys. they wear big rings and have lavish weddings.

Christina

what happened to christina aguillera? she knew how to pop the weasel. she dressed like a prostitute. today she's old news. paris hilton is the girl. aguillera's been the butt of too many jokes. she's been used up. she should move to japan.

The Backfield

when you play football, you go out there and smash somebody in the mouth. you make a big play, like a touchdown catch or a tackle in the backfield. once, the teams were made of farm boys who grew up tackling pigs in the pen. a few of them still play today.

He's Done Drills

manning is a technician. he sticks to the program. but he's just going through the motions. he's got schooled feet. he's done drills. he likes to run the team. but he hates himself.

Make Others Happy

manning waves like a magician. i respect that. but he needs to think more about his own satisfaction behind the line. he does what he's taught. what about what he wants? he's playing for someone else. he likes to make others happy. he has no sense of self. he thinks he's smarter than he is. he's like a doctor.

The Vaunted Colts Offense

the vaunted colts offense put three points on the board. three? manning lays eggs. his coach lacks gumption. bill belichick walks the sidelines in an old sweatshirt. he wears a stupid head band. he's an academic.

Why Does Manning Choke?

why does manning choke? he's too nice to play the game. he makes things complicated. he chuckles in embarrassment when things don't go his way. he's still a boy.

Z

tom brady is the best player in the league. he won two rings. how many has manning got? the answer starts with z. brady shows a natural authority. manning squawks and haws. vick is a fast dog. but he doesn't saddle up like TB.

Special Teams

wahlroos plays for the rams. he charges down the field on special teams. the rams look ready to play. they're professional operators. they trust the system. faulk has come to play. he's number 28. he's smart. but no one understands his brain. bulger goes deep to curtis. it's a TD!

Martz

the greatest show on turf ain't what it used to be. martz has lost his edge. falk is getting weird. warner plays for the giants. nobody wants to win for martz. he's not vermiel.

Mike Vick

what will vick do? he rides on dubs and spinners. nike makes his shoes. he makes the ladies of south beach go wild. and he administers his own pit-bull kennel. who can move like vick? a younger iverson? the number three car? it's not clear. the falcons' D leads the league in sacks. they could be the difference maker.

Corporate Parent

who's this subway jared? he's eager to please the corporate parent, like condoleezza rice. he wears high-fastening pants.

Too Big

the jets can't stop the ground attack. the pittsburgh backs are too big. they hop and head up field. it looks like the kicker can swing his leg. he'll pop it through the uprights. the jets are going down. they're sagging. the steelers are on the eighteen.

Run The Ball

the steelers can run the ball. but rothlisberger can't throw. he places the ball. he can't let go. but you won't rattle him, and that's his strength. he runs like a thicker elway. and he wears the number seven. but he lacks pizazz and is too prude to win a title.

His Brain

pennington throws some strange balls. his brain ain't right. and his arm is weak. he pitches slow. the jets' kicker missed twice. he can't aim. he chokes when it counts. his leg won't swing. the jets are low on fuel.

Girls

girls don't want a nerdy guy. definitely not a skinny guy. they don't like a gross nerd. and definitely not a loser who lives with his mom.

Hopkins

paige hopikins, her eyes are froze open. she gives you the news about kobe bryant. she'll tell you about wicked weather and prices at the pump. a special o'reilly factor is next. the reports could damage the already battered reputation of kofi anan.

Another Pick

vikes have a running attack. farvre throws another pick. that's four. you don't win games this way.

Mustard

farvre has lost his mustard. his play lacks cadence. he's all fast ball and bayou. his rhythm's simple. he's a cold-weather qb. packers can't run the ball. that's the problem.

Have a Good Time

farvre loves to play the game. he's funny. he'll flip the ball underhanded. he doesn't care that he's four yards past the line of scrimmage. he wants to toss his guy a bone. culpepper's got a chip on his shoulder. he's fierce. farvre wants to have a good time. he wants to win the game because it's a hoot.

Overrated

farvre has never brought his team back from a deficit of more than fourteen points. he's overrated. he's not in elway's class. culpepper's a better athlete. manning's got the system, the contingencies, the timing. vick's got the high-tech engine and the sweet wheels.

QB's

qb's fool you. they're only leading you to bad knees. but it's fun to win the game.

Refs

who are the referees? are they all drinking from the same bowl? they got radiation poisoning or something. their skin is paled and it flaps around.

Culpepper

now culpepper, he's got a strange personality. who is he? something's wrong with his face. moss has got some kind of poofy do coming out of his helmet. i like randy moss. but TO changes the game. he's a presence. moss lurks in the shadows. man, culpepper can run! the db's can't catch him.

End Zone

brett farvre will hit you in the end zone with a january fast ball. does he care that it's cold? the dogs love to fetch for farvre. he's a boy from louisiana. he likes to play catch.

Madden

marvin lewis has a hard skull. but his neck's not straight. madden has no neck. but he's got soft hands. and an avuncular manner.

Marty Can't Coach

pennington throws a slow ball. he's never had a strong arm. he's all elbow. the kicker's ready to close it out. madden says he's good under pressure. it's good but wait! shottenheimer called a TO. it's good! jets fly home! marty can't coach. the chargers are out!

Short Ball

pennington gets the call from the coordinator. his helmet's on and he's in. he's got poll position. curtis martin for a gain of four. the jets dress like the celtics. pennington throws a short ball. but it's caught. or did the ball bounce? the announcers are discussing it. did it bounce on his forearms? did it hit the turf? the ruling stands. booo. completed pass. first down. the crowd doesn't know what to do. they've been up and down like yo-yos.

Wide Right

it's fourth down. the kicker's in. he's nineteen. this should be a snap. marvin lewis is ready to get shafted. he's not a playoff coach. who is he kidding? get back to the high school ranks. you can't x and o. you can't motivate. you can't sign and trade. you lack smarts and charisma. HE'S GOING TO MISS IT WIDE TO THE RIGHT!

Send The Kicker In

pennington looks stunned. the boy's got a dim mind. but he knows how to wag his tongue. you can't say he's not a gamer. he plays cards and rolls dice. at what point do you send the kicker in? is it too soon? the coaches cover their mouths with play-cards. the opponent has hired lip readers to steal the signals. it's a first down. madden says take a shot at the goal line. second pylon. tomlinson tackled in the backfield! twenty-two yard-line.

Eating Turf

did christina aguillera perform at half-time? or was in the stones? or did justin timberlake jam? tomlinson is tearing up the field. eating turf like a lawn-hopper. he's a good back, but he's no ricky williams.

Penalty

they got a big banner in the end-zone. on the ground to tomlinson. can they set up a field goal? the jets blew it with the crucial penalty. you can't smash the qb in the head with your elbow after he releases. haven't you learned that yet?

Up-Field

pennington lacks accuracy. the punt returner needs to learn to run up-field. quit dancing. doesn't he know we're at war? brees throuws another one into the turf. the center's got gloves on. brees drops back. he hits his man gates and there's a pile up. credit jonathan vilma with the tackle.

D

pro cheerleaders are a different breed. they're not coeds.

Drew Brees

drew brees can play some ball. he's not affraid. he'll drive the team. he's not the least bit intimidated. he's a killer. don't intercept his pass, cause he'll give you a helmet to helmet on the runback.

Field

jets got some pit bulls on the team. it wouldn't have been an automatic touch back. check upstairs to see what the ruling on the field should be. review the play. they get it right. and away we go.

sports on tv

when you watch sports on tv they got all these graphics. like you're in the computer or something. sometimes they play this music, like dun dun dun dun! it reminds you that you're witnessing an historic occasion.

Official

they got that one official that you always see. and madden's the announcer. what makes him so great? he's someone's stupid uncle. and they got that marv guy who's sings the praises of the ball players.