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This blog is now over. I am officially retring from blogging. I walk away as the greatest blogger in the universe. I waited many fortnights for a challenger, but none emerged. It has been revealed to me that none can ever emerge, for I am, beloved students, the All-mighty. Today, people from India to Scandenavia cry tears of sorrow. But fear not; my teaching will live on in the atoms of the universe and energy waves. Students of my manual will mount the race of mormon men with authority, and drive them into the grain silos from whence they came. The earth will be littered with cheap suits and franklin-covey planners. The mormon girls will be free lick our members like they want. And we will help the jews to freedom!

What of those who do not recognize Truth? Many dooms await them. They will be confined to boxes of concrete and steel, leaving only in the evening for a little bite of hamburger salad. Or set to hobbling each other on flat fields. They will be left to a permanernt haze of disease and tepid violence, while we live with God and eat from His table.

Raise the invisible banner!
Huddle together under the flag of light!
Our cause is liberation!