Thursday, March 10, 2005

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Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil, Adyashanti, Deepak Chopra, David Deida, and Rodney Yee walk into a bar. David Deida goes, "Feel my depth and truth!" Dr. Phil goes, "Get Real!" Dr. Drew goes, "Were you molested?" Rodney Yee goes, "stand on your head" Adyashanti goes, "Focus one-pointedly" Chopra goes, "Have you known Sacred Love?" Bartender goes, "Guys, THIS AIN'T THAT KIND OF BAR."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does splitting headache go? "You need to bring your body into alignment with gravity."?

Or "Oh, Bartender, the pattern of our interaction is an immature one."?

10:03 PM  
Blogger Alden Clarke said...

Young sapling,

I appreciate your question immensely. It penetrates the matter.

KRISHNA

1:37 PM  
Blogger Alden Clarke said...

Here's a more specific answer:

Splitting Headache ain't in that business.

8:26 PM  

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