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I believe that people who wear glasses should be identified as a group and given special support. Of course, this won't happen, because they are too weak to congregate as a threatening gang.

K.

John Kerry sucked shit on the swift boat. He hemmed and hawed. He pulled to the right. And when the going got tough, he betrayed his men. He built schools for the VC while gook electrocutionists were pulling out John McCain's teeth with Chinese pliers. He was teaching teenagers to use condoms as Saigon fell. And he gave Jain Fonda multiple orgasms.

In summation, Kerry forgot to load his gun - he was too busy riding around on his $14,000 bicycle.

J.

Thousands of evacuees are stranded without food, water, and gas in a 100 mile traffic jam out of Houston. This makes it clear: George Bush doesn't care about white, SUV-driving Texans.

I.

Swimming is good for the nervous system. It should be the national pastime.

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Terrell Owens is a homosexual antelope. He appears to be eight years old. That's probably why he's so successful on the field.

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The Stanford football team is an embarassment. They lost to 1-AA UC Davis in their home opener. Watching them practice is like watching one of those shows about women in weight-loss boot camp.

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the REAL cause of the war in Iraq

1. Birth Trauma
2. Dehydration
3. Black Violence
4. Combustion Engine
5. The English Language
6. Barbara Bush
7. Christianity

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There's nothing worse than a short lane.

6

Disrespect is the leading cause of poverty.

54

John Roberts is decent at saying nothing.

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There's a difference between a big dog and a chunky monkey.

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The leader exists in a state of physical pleasure.

Say What?

When Edward Kennedy speaks, I hear him say: I am a piece of shit.

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More than 110 million unexploded land mines litter the planet.