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John Kerry sucked shit on the swift boat. He hemmed and hawed. He pulled to the right. And when the going got tough, he betrayed his men. He built schools for the VC while gook electrocutionists were pulling out John McCain's teeth with Chinese pliers. He was teaching teenagers to use condoms as Saigon fell. And he gave Jain Fonda multiple orgasms.

In summation, Kerry forgot to load his gun - he was too busy riding around on his $14,000 bicycle.