World Series I

So. Les stocking-blanche have won. But won what? That is the question. Did they bat the ball before a billion beef suckers? Hardly. Did they triumph against all odds? You might like to think so. Did they run the bases like a girls soft ball team? Oh yes. Yes they did. Much has been made of the team's small peckers. Paris Hilton has said the men can't peck her. But they are the world series winner, and that is what counts.