i am a genius

i was just hit by an idea: what if we used the free market over in Iraq? We got to provide proper incentives for the troops to dominate the enemy. They should get compensation for every Al-Qaida that they bring to justice. Like a bonus. Otherwise it's just Communism. Everyone gets the same no matter how good you do. That there's Communism, George. It ain't always pretty, but I'm not one to put lipstick on a bacon-sow and call her Miss Piggy. Without the free market, things go to shit and pickup truck. So hell with tradition. We got a tradition of ingenuity to uphold. Jesus, We're Americans. Let's get the job done. Why play by the same old damn rules? Rock the boat a little. You bring a town to justice, you get to go home and ride around on P-Diddy's Yacht.