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at the chruch day, the kids were doing the slip and slide. the liberals' kids couldn't do it for shit. that's because jesus was not there to guide them on that slide. they need to understand that jesus died because of them. and he rose again. muhammmad is dead. the buddhu is dead. in contrast, we worship a RISEN saviour. muhammad cannot watch over you, for he is dead. as is the buddhu. furthermore, they are false icons of the Lord. jesus the ghost is his only son.
george bush knows how to cow poke like some real molasses. and that's a hog and a half. try tickling sue with a bull horn and you'll understand. and let me add this: karl rove is a genius. a visionary. well, not compared to michael dell, but i mean, we're talking a big member of the new american camelot.
by the way, big ups to the special operators overseas. those guys are doing hard work. tough work. but it's in the name of freedom, and for their sacrifice, i am grateful. do you get me? in this country we need to bust chops with a vengeance. with some serious damn sauce. so cowboy up, private or you'll be wearing one of those stupid chinese hats. or japanese. whatever.
ralph reed, now there's a real american. a scholar. a christian. an imposing mind. a member of the christian special forces, so to speak. and he's got that boyish charm to boot.
john kerry was a traitor. he betrayed the men who died in vietnam and left the pows to rot. he loves the red gooks like jane fonda. and he went to france to help the enemy. he's unfit for command. i read that he wasn't a decisive commander on the swift boat. he would hem and haw. he would go one way, then when the going got tough, he would go the other way. does any of this surprise you?
i saw john kerry trying to play hockey. he looked like a damn giraffe. it was disgraceful. the man's shot was weak. and that's not what we need in a commander in chief. we need a man who can see the rink and move the puck. that man is george w. bush. in jesus name.
john edwards reminds me of some local news man. like a cincinnati weather man. or the vice principle at some fancy school. but he's actually a rich lawyer. who does he think he is standing on tables, pickup trucks, giving speeches like he's a big dog. go sue a doctor.
have you seen this heinz kerry? she's not even american. she's from cheklozovakia or some shit. what a dog.
recently i saw one of these so-called "rappers" discussing the son of god. he had one of those rap names and a strange hat. he called out to the crowd, "have you ever felt god in the middle of minnesota?" it was a rousing moment. one of the young crusaders even had a skateboard. he said, "he's the king of kings you guys! he is the most awesome!" This young man should heed the pastor's warning: "when you are wild, out of control, jesus christ says no, no no!" p.s. where in the bible does it say to skate board?
george bush knows how to cow poke like some real molasses. and that's a hog and a half. try tickling sue with a bull horn and you'll understand. and let me add this: karl rove is a genius. a visionary. well, not compared to michael dell, but i mean, we're talking a big member of the new american camelot.
by the way, big ups to the special operators overseas. those guys are doing hard work. tough work. but it's in the name of freedom, and for their sacrifice, i am grateful. do you get me? in this country we need to bust chops with a vengeance. with some serious damn sauce. so cowboy up, private or you'll be wearing one of those stupid chinese hats. or japanese. whatever.
ralph reed, now there's a real american. a scholar. a christian. an imposing mind. a member of the christian special forces, so to speak. and he's got that boyish charm to boot.
john kerry was a traitor. he betrayed the men who died in vietnam and left the pows to rot. he loves the red gooks like jane fonda. and he went to france to help the enemy. he's unfit for command. i read that he wasn't a decisive commander on the swift boat. he would hem and haw. he would go one way, then when the going got tough, he would go the other way. does any of this surprise you?
i saw john kerry trying to play hockey. he looked like a damn giraffe. it was disgraceful. the man's shot was weak. and that's not what we need in a commander in chief. we need a man who can see the rink and move the puck. that man is george w. bush. in jesus name.
john edwards reminds me of some local news man. like a cincinnati weather man. or the vice principle at some fancy school. but he's actually a rich lawyer. who does he think he is standing on tables, pickup trucks, giving speeches like he's a big dog. go sue a doctor.
have you seen this heinz kerry? she's not even american. she's from cheklozovakia or some shit. what a dog.
recently i saw one of these so-called "rappers" discussing the son of god. he had one of those rap names and a strange hat. he called out to the crowd, "have you ever felt god in the middle of minnesota?" it was a rousing moment. one of the young crusaders even had a skateboard. he said, "he's the king of kings you guys! he is the most awesome!" This young man should heed the pastor's warning: "when you are wild, out of control, jesus christ says no, no no!" p.s. where in the bible does it say to skate board?
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