dharma-satvam

Dear students, I am here to share my mastery with you. Please be seated. Yes, thank you, please be seated. OK! OK! Yes, thank you, please be seated. I will expound for you, beloved children, not by speaking, but simply by breathing. It is my peace that you must study. Yes, I understand energy waves and conciousness, but these are not your concern at this early stage. Bring me an avocado and some of that tofu pudding. Ah, blessed yes thank you. om. Certain minor teachers such as depak chopra have given false teachings on the nature of god. Please disregard his pop-psychology, along with the evil yogini Garmuk and Rodney Yee. Mere performers, they don't know a thing about real god-conciousness. Fortunately, you are here with me today to hear my teaching, "Knowledge Three: Sacred Love."

Love is a conciousness between a man and woman, or between a man and god. It is the true nature of everything, including the planets. We are all love. It is bountiful and flows as freely as the song of the parrot. It is like the winds on a hawaiian shore. It is everywhere. Even the atoms contain love, as do the celestial bodies. Love is the nature of god. It is sacred as the apple tree.

As a young boy, I found a scareb under a rock. It was suffering. I took it into my home and nursed it by the plant. Each day I would give it a new grain of rice. Slowly but surely, it healed, and I released it into the universe. This was my first lesson in sacred love.

As you know, I have developed a system of sacred love, involving a series of exercises of the diaphram. These should be practiced daily, with your partner's kundalini fire. Press your bellies into eachother, and speak into eachother's eyes: "You, beloved, you are my sacred love." This should be said three times. Then the diaphram drops, and the cycle of satsasana continues. Share figs and fresh fruit, allong with hot teas from my special collection. This is very wonderful.