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SCIENCE IS THE ADJUDICATION OF PUBLICITY. IT CONVENES A LANGUAGE IN THE RAPTURE OF ACTIVITY. THE SCIENTIST GATHERS DATA. HE USES IT FOR HIS PURPOSE. EVENTUALLY HE WILL PUBLISH AN ARTICLE BASED ON HIS FINDINGS. ONCE HIS FINDINGS ARE ANNOUNCED, HE PRETENDS THAT A SMALL HULLABALOO ENSUES. THIS IS GOOD FOR THE REPUTATION OF THE LAB, AND IT CAN BE MENTIONED IN THE ALUMNI MAGAZINE.
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IF HE IS A MEAN WORKER, EVENTUALLY HE WILL BE GIVEN THE TITLE OF 'PROFESSOR. THEN HE CAN DO SOME SCRIBBLING. IF THE SCRIBBLING AMOUNTS TO NOTHING, THERE WILL BE A COFFEE OR SOMETHING. THE SCIENTIST HEROICALLY ANOUNCES "THE ANSWER" WITH A THEORY. HE USES A SYMBOL OFTEN TO REPRESENT SOMETHING. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SOMETHING REPRESENTED IS MERELY THE ECONOMIC REPRESENTATION OF HIS INVISIBILITY. HE ADHERES TO A FANTASY WHICH PERMITS HIM TO REMAIN DISCONNECTED FROM ACTUAL LIFE; "RESEARCH" HAS TO DO WITH THE RAT PREFRONTAL CORTEX AND THE SYMBOLIC CONVENTIONS OF MATH.
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A GOOD SCIENTIST HAS A VERY CERTAIN HEAD. WITHOUT A THICK SKULL AND A HEAD BALANCED ON THE NECK, HE WILL HAVE A HARD TIME ADVANCING IN PROFESSIONAL RANK. HE DOES NORMAL WORK AS A BUFFOON. IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, NO PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN MORE UNLIKE NEWTON OR DARWIN THAN THOSE WHO TODAY GO BY THE NAME SCIENTIST. THIS IS THE PURE TRUTH. THIS PERSON CALLED A SCIENTIST ADHERES TO A FRAUDULENT NOTION OF DISCOVERY, BASED ON A LIE. HE IS SEMI-LINGUAL. HE MIGHT MAKE A SOUND OR TWO, BUT THESE ARE JUST NERVOUS CHIRPS. IF HE HAS A CHEMISTRY TUBE, HE MIGHT WEAR GLOVES AND HAVE SOME LAB KEYS. HE MIGHT HAVE A MODEL ON A COMPUTER THAT MAKES THE GRAPH THAT GOES IN THE PAPER THAT GOES IN THE JOURNAL. HE CURES CANCER WITH BAD PUBERTY. THE REFERENCE OF THIS GOES IN HI CV, WHICH GOES IN THE REPORT TO THE COMMITTEE. THIS IS A GROUP OF GEESE WHO CANNOT EVEN ADD. THEY REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY, A MAN WITH GLASSES.
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SCIENCE, WITHOUT PRECIDENT OR PRECINCT, WITH NEITHER HAND, MOUTH, NOR FOOT, OPERATES OUR YELLOW EFFIGY. BECAUSE THE SOLVENCY OF THE RECENT ENTERPRISE EXERCISES A TWO-PART EXIGESIS OF THE END, IT CANNOT POSSIBLY INTERVENE. THE PERFECT IMPOTENCE OF THE REVOLTING PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR THAT TODAY GOES BY THE NAME SCIENCE IS POP SUCK. TO THE UNLEARNED READER, THIS IDEA MAY SEEM STRANGE; BUT HONEST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
SCIENCE IS THE ADJUDICATION OF PUBLICITY. IT CONVENES A LANGUAGE IN THE RAPTURE OF ACTIVITY. THE SCIENTIST GATHERS DATA. HE USES IT FOR HIS PURPOSE. EVENTUALLY HE WILL PUBLISH AN ARTICLE BASED ON HIS FINDINGS. ONCE HIS FINDINGS ARE ANNOUNCED, HE PRETENDS THAT A SMALL HULLABALOO ENSUES. THIS IS GOOD FOR THE REPUTATION OF THE LAB, AND IT CAN BE MENTIONED IN THE ALUMNI MAGAZINE.
2.
IF HE IS A MEAN WORKER, EVENTUALLY HE WILL BE GIVEN THE TITLE OF 'PROFESSOR. THEN HE CAN DO SOME SCRIBBLING. IF THE SCRIBBLING AMOUNTS TO NOTHING, THERE WILL BE A COFFEE OR SOMETHING. THE SCIENTIST HEROICALLY ANOUNCES "THE ANSWER" WITH A THEORY. HE USES A SYMBOL OFTEN TO REPRESENT SOMETHING. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SOMETHING REPRESENTED IS MERELY THE ECONOMIC REPRESENTATION OF HIS INVISIBILITY. HE ADHERES TO A FANTASY WHICH PERMITS HIM TO REMAIN DISCONNECTED FROM ACTUAL LIFE; "RESEARCH" HAS TO DO WITH THE RAT PREFRONTAL CORTEX AND THE SYMBOLIC CONVENTIONS OF MATH.
3.
A GOOD SCIENTIST HAS A VERY CERTAIN HEAD. WITHOUT A THICK SKULL AND A HEAD BALANCED ON THE NECK, HE WILL HAVE A HARD TIME ADVANCING IN PROFESSIONAL RANK. HE DOES NORMAL WORK AS A BUFFOON. IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, NO PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN MORE UNLIKE NEWTON OR DARWIN THAN THOSE WHO TODAY GO BY THE NAME SCIENTIST. THIS IS THE PURE TRUTH. THIS PERSON CALLED A SCIENTIST ADHERES TO A FRAUDULENT NOTION OF DISCOVERY, BASED ON A LIE. HE IS SEMI-LINGUAL. HE MIGHT MAKE A SOUND OR TWO, BUT THESE ARE JUST NERVOUS CHIRPS. IF HE HAS A CHEMISTRY TUBE, HE MIGHT WEAR GLOVES AND HAVE SOME LAB KEYS. HE MIGHT HAVE A MODEL ON A COMPUTER THAT MAKES THE GRAPH THAT GOES IN THE PAPER THAT GOES IN THE JOURNAL. HE CURES CANCER WITH BAD PUBERTY. THE REFERENCE OF THIS GOES IN HI CV, WHICH GOES IN THE REPORT TO THE COMMITTEE. THIS IS A GROUP OF GEESE WHO CANNOT EVEN ADD. THEY REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY, A MAN WITH GLASSES.
4.
SCIENCE, WITHOUT PRECIDENT OR PRECINCT, WITH NEITHER HAND, MOUTH, NOR FOOT, OPERATES OUR YELLOW EFFIGY. BECAUSE THE SOLVENCY OF THE RECENT ENTERPRISE EXERCISES A TWO-PART EXIGESIS OF THE END, IT CANNOT POSSIBLY INTERVENE. THE PERFECT IMPOTENCE OF THE REVOLTING PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR THAT TODAY GOES BY THE NAME SCIENCE IS POP SUCK. TO THE UNLEARNED READER, THIS IDEA MAY SEEM STRANGE; BUT HONEST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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