Scholar "slash" Statesman

Condoleeza Rice is a truly remarkable American. Did you know she was a child prodigy at the piano? Holly smokes! She gave that up for her passion, which was the study of Russia. Fortunately, that study was not in vain. She now leads the President's National Security Team on Air-Force One in the Global War on Teror, ensuring that America spreads Freedom to the world, especially to the Muslim World where they choose to worship Allah and Muhammad in mosques of stone. In a democracy, they are free to do that. She knows more about football than almost anyone. Her dream job is actually to be the commisioner of the NFL some day! Did you see the show dream job on ESPN? Represent the U! Boo-yah! Big Stew Scott in the Heeezy! Stewart Scott and Secretary Rice would make a fine couple. Their children would be the next Colin Powells. You take a Colin Powell, a Dick Chaney, and a Payton Manning, and you've got a real leadership team.