Subjectivists

What's with these people who say it's all subjective? Were the Nazis subjective? Hitler? Was he subjective? Is the love of Jesus subjective? is Al Qaida subjective? Was September The Eleventh subjective? These damned academic types need to get their feet wet in the real world, like when Jesus walked on water before Matthew. And let me tell you this: there's nothing subjective about sawing your thumb off with a skillsaw and driving to the hospital with blood gushing out where your thumb used to be. Or shooting yourself in the leg with a nail gun. It wasn't on purpose, and it wasn't subjective.