why are the french so rude?

because they're frogs that don't defend their country from invaders. they're too busy wearing fancy lengerie and eating pastries. americans liberated them from the german nazis. how have they repayed us? the french like to eat. but they don't like to do the hard work of democracy. they've got cuisine. they write letters with the pen. but they smell like fish and their women grow the hair under their arms long as the louvre. they're to blame for vietman. and they stink like skunks. their cowardice caused world war II! but they just go on eating crepes and perfuming themselves while americans toil away in iraq and afghanistan. don't they know that satan likes crepes?