an army of one

george bush knows how to lead. he's got that leader's charisma. he's steadfast and strong. he doesn't waver or flop around like a french frog. he gives the reporters nick names and jokes around. he knows what america's legacy means. he knows a thing or two about freedom. he's not affraid to go after the terrorists. and he loves the lord with all his heart.

one thing i like about bush is he sets a clear agenda. he sets a tone. he's a uniter, not a divider. and he leaves no child behind. but he traded sammy sosa, and for that i'll never forgive him. his dad never would have made that mistake.

we don't have an exit strategy for iraq? believe me, they've got an exit strategy. but it's classified to the halls of washington operatives and insiders. it involves a special satellite program that the democrats wan't to kill and give to the chinese contributers. hillary clinton gave kim jong il the lincoln bedroom. operatives were captured. files were erased. freedom was imperilled.

but there's a new sheriff in town, and his name his Geroge W. Bush. he's got a six shooter in his holster. bang! pre-emptive strike. it makes no sense to wait around for the enemy to strike. so we must strike first. remember when they dropped the
smart bomb on saddam on the eve of the war? that was my idea. sever the head and the body dies. go for it. too bad we missed. but now saddam's in prison, where he belongs. remember, this is a man who used weapons of mass destruction on his own people. he had rape rooms. he put metal torcher hats on the iraqi soccer team.

now bush rides the white horse to victory, all the way to bagdad. he shoots the enemy from on high with his six shooter. it's tough work. rough work. but he'll do it because he rides with jesus. when the towell heads pop up he bangs the hammer. pow! you're dead! i got you! then he calls in the carrier and the f-14s drop laser guided death bombs on all of the al muslama jihadi aksas. then the tanks roll in and run over the insurgents. then the subs launch cruise missiles into saddam's window. then the special forces jump into the palace from helicopters with those night vision glasses and laser sights and free the hostages. black hawk down! the heros com in on their humvees, even after they were wounded because no man gets left behind. the joint force of asymetrical network strategic command, the army of the future, kills the inferior soviet-made tanks with thermal imaging, a decisive advantage. then we knock down the towers of saddam and bus in a bunch of guys to cheer. psy-ops, baby.