Monday, December 13, 2004

lord god almighty jesus king of man

The crusader rides for Christ's glory. He slays the mongrels with a steel sword. Death to the rat-faced non-believers. Terror shall not prevail. The golden light of freedom shines across the desert, where muhamad once played upon the snake flute, where he lied and swindled the arab tribes. Jesus will descend, down from Easter day, and drown them in a river of His holy blood, flowing like the rivers of Egypt.

Gather at His immaculate flag, pledge your allegiance to the broad stripes and bright stars of Jesus Christ, the savior of man. We must not fail in this crucial hour. The Lord battles the forces of the satanic dogs. He, the captain of the cross-masted galleon, shall not waver in unleashing the cannons on the red serpent. In holy jesus name may we prevail on the field of battle, lord father aim the guns at the enemy's heart of stone. in jesus' name. He is the king of the world, the god of god's, and he stands with Texas, and with America. falwell for supreme commander. hook 'em horns lord almighty american football for all eternity. The Heisman trophy goes to dick cheney!

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