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oprah knows the modern woman. she likes a firefighter with a beer and a bald head. firefighters are heros. especially when they die. bring your wives to the premier. all expenses paid. oprah will give 'em a nice prom hair-do. you're on the red carpet. it's pure magic. glamorous. the special night isn't over yet. oprah's going to save your marriage. oprah goes out with a guy with a name like branson steele. a lawyer or a banker. hope he likes candles.