WAR

get schwarzkopf in there. he's a pig and a half. he'll rock it and sock it. he'll pop it and block it. he knows logistics, tactics, strategy, diplomacy, and espionage. right now the troops have got no leader. no one to relate to. they've got some grey-faced beaurocrats in fatigues, droning on about the plan. we need new energy, someone with will and flash. he'll build a thousand foot tall bronze muhammad shooting an ak-47 into the sky, if it comes to that. and he'll fill it with marines. at night, the'll conduct counter-insurgency patrols, arresting al-wahide and al-gore.