Monday, December 04, 2006

The NFL is about the crucifixion.

Friday, December 01, 2006

A real work of art is a tool that's used in the creation of mental, emotional, and physical experiences. The whole planet could be considered such a work.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

If your body works you don't need money.

Monday, November 27, 2006

WE ARE the music.
Schools and sports teach that your value comes from knocking others down. False!
The media is lying to us about what we are, and about what the world is. It ain't that bad.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Hip hop is not Art, because it is rooted in a false understanding of power. Art is about bringing forth the light of god for us all, rather than humiliating other gentle human beings. In ARt, we recognize eachother as the most high light. It is the real kingdom of god in which we all have value. That immature, ugly, and violent hip hop guy is not ready for the real experience of Love. When he lays down his arrogance, his childish self-importance, and when, most of all, he acknowledges the shame upon him, he can begin to heal. I feel for him, but it is not his time.

There is no violence in Art. Art is a place of beauty and compassionate understanding, where we can only begin to learn about our Magnificence together. The light of god, especially as it shines forth in the fire of a woman, is to be perfectly respected within Art. I want to be extremely clear about the fact that hip hop is not Art. It is childish, and disgusting.

The hip hop mc is a weak, hilarious clown. His body is full of hate and disease. He knows nothing about war, or the true fire of feminine light. This light should be held above the world, respected, enjoyed.

Only through Your fantastic movement, the alive principle called Shakti, will we ever heal our planet. Love, and truth, is what we are, and our time together is the only thing that matters.
God is everywhere, and we live with god.
We liberals should just quit - we're not helping.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

The economy is just a sad knot of childish relationships.

Friday, November 24, 2006

An individual serves the world through his living.
The religions, as well most professions, are just aggressive strategies, approaches, and programs of interpersonal molestation.
The aim of yoga is to aleviate you of your horrendous persona. Yet, there is no persona more horrendous than "the instructor". This is why the term "yoga instructor" is paradoxical.
My mother is a teacher. This honors me very much.
"Spirituality" is just pretentious infirmity, a state of sickness.

5

Your ego is a specific pattern of biological process established through pre- and peri-natal events. As the years go by, it becomes further crystalized, articulated, and ornamented. Yoga practice - which can take many forms - is about burning this pattern that divorces you from god, so that you can really live.

8

I proudly salute all the beautiful Romanian chicks with web cams. Thank you for your service.
The national basketball association is an embarassment. It's something that we should all feel embarssed about. It's hilarious. The players know it. I think they'll be glad when it's all over - the real glory of the game is no longer here.

Friday, November 17, 2006

4

The great thing about being on a spiritual path is recognizing that you can do whatever you want to do. Nobody owns you, not even your parents.
Hayes cared nothing about fame, money or the other trappings available to the most loved man in the state.

3

Hayes sometimes bunked his team in Toledo on the night before a game in Ann Arbor so the Buckeyes could sleep on Ohio ground.

8

My girlfriend might actually have the prettiest face in the world. I don't know what I did to deserve such a thing.
The NFL is about seducing you into a state of worthlisness in which your money can be taken.

1

Schembechler dies the day before the big game.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

God is God.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

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ENTHESIUS CALLS TO THE MANGER FLIE
OH LORD PRSERVE OUR TIE
HE WALKS TO THE EDGE
OF AN ENTIRE WORLD
WHERE FAILED HALLS
ARE HAWKED AND CHURLED

Friday, April 07, 2006

HM

1.

SCIENCE IS THE ADJUDICATION OF PUBLICITY. IT CONVENES A LANGUAGE IN THE RAPTURE OF ACTIVITY. THE SCIENTIST GATHERS DATA. HE USES IT FOR HIS PURPOSE. EVENTUALLY HE WILL PUBLISH AN ARTICLE BASED ON HIS FINDINGS. ONCE HIS FINDINGS ARE ANNOUNCED, HE PRETENDS THAT A SMALL HULLABALOO ENSUES. THIS IS GOOD FOR THE REPUTATION OF THE LAB, AND IT CAN BE MENTIONED IN THE ALUMNI MAGAZINE.

2.

IF HE IS A MEAN WORKER, EVENTUALLY HE WILL BE GIVEN THE TITLE OF 'PROFESSOR. THEN HE CAN DO SOME SCRIBBLING. IF THE SCRIBBLING AMOUNTS TO NOTHING, THERE WILL BE A COFFEE OR SOMETHING. THE SCIENTIST HEROICALLY ANOUNCES "THE ANSWER" WITH A THEORY. HE USES A SYMBOL OFTEN TO REPRESENT SOMETHING. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SOMETHING REPRESENTED IS MERELY THE ECONOMIC REPRESENTATION OF HIS INVISIBILITY. HE ADHERES TO A FANTASY WHICH PERMITS HIM TO REMAIN DISCONNECTED FROM ACTUAL LIFE; "RESEARCH" HAS TO DO WITH THE RAT PREFRONTAL CORTEX AND THE SYMBOLIC CONVENTIONS OF MATH.

3.

A GOOD SCIENTIST HAS A VERY CERTAIN HEAD. WITHOUT A THICK SKULL AND A HEAD BALANCED ON THE NECK, HE WILL HAVE A HARD TIME ADVANCING IN PROFESSIONAL RANK. HE DOES NORMAL WORK AS A BUFFOON. IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, NO PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN MORE UNLIKE NEWTON OR DARWIN THAN THOSE WHO TODAY GO BY THE NAME SCIENTIST. THIS IS THE PURE TRUTH. THIS PERSON CALLED A SCIENTIST ADHERES TO A FRAUDULENT NOTION OF DISCOVERY, BASED ON A LIE. HE IS SEMI-LINGUAL. HE MIGHT MAKE A SOUND OR TWO, BUT THESE ARE JUST NERVOUS CHIRPS. IF HE HAS A CHEMISTRY TUBE, HE MIGHT WEAR GLOVES AND HAVE SOME LAB KEYS. HE MIGHT HAVE A MODEL ON A COMPUTER THAT MAKES THE GRAPH THAT GOES IN THE PAPER THAT GOES IN THE JOURNAL. HE CURES CANCER WITH BAD PUBERTY. THE REFERENCE OF THIS GOES IN HI CV, WHICH GOES IN THE REPORT TO THE COMMITTEE. THIS IS A GROUP OF GEESE WHO CANNOT EVEN ADD. THEY REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY, A MAN WITH GLASSES.

4.

SCIENCE, WITHOUT PRECIDENT OR PRECINCT, WITH NEITHER HAND, MOUTH, NOR FOOT, OPERATES OUR YELLOW EFFIGY. BECAUSE THE SOLVENCY OF THE RECENT ENTERPRISE EXERCISES A TWO-PART EXIGESIS OF THE END, IT CANNOT POSSIBLY INTERVENE. THE PERFECT IMPOTENCE OF THE REVOLTING PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR THAT TODAY GOES BY THE NAME SCIENCE IS POP SUCK. TO THE UNLEARNED READER, THIS IDEA MAY SEEM STRANGE; BUT HONEST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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Monday, November 21, 2005

Contest

Mormonism v. Multi-Level Marketing

Monday, October 31, 2005

MAX-V

By reconstituting ourselves as the topographical predicate, we subvert the prevailing scheme. Such an action, while deeply ignominious, would convene the past and the future into one, sun-like present. This must be why we have yet to do it. The place between orange and pink, green and blue, is preserved. It defies the originalists and confounds the foundationalists. It meets the good with disgust, the bad with aplomb, and the cruel with utmost violence. Whereas the diasporatic schema lingers in the wake of the text, it would, and does, stand as a flourescent monument to the history of our education.

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The morphologically-guiding idea of Samuel Alito's face is revoltion of his own penis.

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A professor is someone who devotes his life to arguing the case for his own inferiority.

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World Series III

Do not mistake the white-hose for a champion team. They are not that. They may win the so-called "world series" but make no error. They are just salleried butt plugs who huff and puff around the dirt diamond. True, they might eat a few hot dogs. But they can't swig coke. And that's a fact.

World Series II

Your beloved foot-cottons popped a few flies. Who cares? What do you get out of it? An excuse for acting like a peg-legged tart? A plate of strawberry pie? A pinch on the soft part of your buttox? Get a hold of yourself.

World Series I

So. Les stocking-blanche have won. But won what? That is the question. Did they bat the ball before a billion beef suckers? Hardly. Did they triumph against all odds? You might like to think so. Did they run the bases like a girls soft ball team? Oh yes. Yes they did. Much has been made of the team's small peckers. Paris Hilton has said the men can't peck her. But they are the world series winner, and that is what counts.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Hare Krsna!
HAlleluja!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

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Friday, September 23, 2005

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I believe that people who wear glasses should be identified as a group and given special support. Of course, this won't happen, because they are too weak to congregate as a threatening gang.

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John Kerry sucked shit on the swift boat. He hemmed and hawed. He pulled to the right. And when the going got tough, he betrayed his men. He built schools for the VC while gook electrocutionists were pulling out John McCain's teeth with Chinese pliers. He was teaching teenagers to use condoms as Saigon fell. And he gave Jain Fonda multiple orgasms.

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I.

Swimming is good for the nervous system. It should be the national pastime.

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Monday, September 19, 2005

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Disrespect is the leading cause of poverty.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Say What?

When Edward Kennedy speaks, I hear him say: I am a piece of shit.

Monday, September 12, 2005

F

More than 110 million unexploded land mines litter the planet.

Friday, August 26, 2005

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Senator John Kerry is a cPOOPoward. He can't aim. His gun is short. He wants to make love not war. He can't bat PISSthe ball. He looks like a giraffe on the ice. He rides an Italian bicycle around Boston. He wears a plume in his hat and cooks French toast. And he humped Jane Fonda. (Applause)

We need new leadership. (Applause) A great legal mind like Justice John Roberts. He was at the top of his class. He has received the highest ratiPEEPEEng from the ABA. The manPOO has argued cases before the highest court in the land. He is a Harvard graduate of the finest pedigree. He serves POOPat the pleasure of the President, allongside Dr. Condoleezza POOPRice and Rumsfeld. SHITWhen the great questions of the age are to be decided, he will guide the ship to a great beacon in the sky. I promise he is not satan. (Applause)

This is an age of great peril. We are in a war on terror. We have seen the courage of passengers who rushed terrorists to save others on the ground. We have been awakened to danger and called to freDOODOOedom. The entire world has seen the state of our union. And it is strong. Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done. (Applause)

I also want to speak tonight directly to Muslims throughout the world. We respect your heathen faith. It's practiced freely by many millions of Americans, and by millions more in countries that America counts as friends. Its teachings are good and peaceful, and thKAKAose who commit evil in the name of Allah will burn in the kabasha for all eternity. (Applause.) The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists, and every government that supports them. Let me remind them: hot sauce comes from Texas. (Applause)

During the last two years, we have seen what can be accomplished when we work together. Walls can be built or torn down. Great sky scrapers have been erected. Scientists have cured terrible diseases. To lift the standards of our public schools, we achieved historic education PEEPEEreform -- which must now be carried out in every school and in every classroom, so that every child in America can read and learn and succeed in life. (Applause.) To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security, which is mobilizing against the threats of a new era. To bring our economy out of recession, we delivered the largest tax relief in a generation. (KAKADOODOOApplause.) To insist on integrity in American business we passed tough reforms, and we are holding corporate criminals to account. (Applause.)

I am proposing that all the income tax reductions set for 2004 and 2006 be made permanent and effective this year. (Applause.) And under my plan, as soon as I sign the bill, this extra money will start showing up in workers' paychecks. Instead of gradually reducing the marriage penalty, we should do it now. (Applause.) Instead of slowly raising the child credit to $1,000, we should send the checks to American families now. (Applause.)

Another cause of hopelessness is addiction to drugs. Addiction crowds out friendship, ambition, moral conviction, and reduces all the richness of life to a single destrucDUMPtive desire. As a government, we are fighting illegal drugs by cutting off supplies and reducing demand through anti-drug education programs. Yet for those already addicted, the fight againDUMPst drugs is a fight for their own lives. Too many Americans in search of treatment cannot get it. So tonight I propose a new $600-million program to help an additional 300,000 Americans receive treatment over the next three years. (Applause.)

We seek peace. We strive for peace. And sometimes peace must be defended. A future lived at the mercy of terrible DUMP DOO DOOthreats is no peace at all. If war is forced upon us, we will fight in a just cause and by just means -- sparing, in every way we can, the innocent. And if war is forced upon us, we will fight with the full force and might of the United States military -- and we will prevail.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Buddha / Buddhism

It is not correct to identify Buddhism as a "system of thought". It is not really a system, nor is it merely thought. Neither is it a method, in the contemporary technological sense -- it does not present a sufficiently specific program.

What today goes by the name "dharma" is just a big pattern of pain and age.

Unification

I do not believe that the symbols on paper game can resolve the problem of seperateness. This is the mother of all physics problems, the essential character of our lives and of the universe. None of the immediate solutions to this problem are symbolic statements. Such statements are symptomatic of the problem.

Individuals have developed myriad strategies for distracting themselves from the discomfort inherent in physical division. Positing a teleology of unification is, from my perspective, just another one of these strategies. Yes, the existing regime of seperateness, its scale and particular detail, permits a special kind of "interface". I am "me" and you are "you". There are two of us, and we belong to the same pattern. From my persepctive, this is the physics problem that is worth solving. I solved this problem previously, but not to what I now perceive as its full extent.

Once the patterning from the events of birth and life has been expunged, the full experience of unity is possible. There are several approaches to expunging this patterning and achieving god-receptivity. The best of these were first proposed in India.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

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Monday, August 08, 2005

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

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certain individuals may attempt to hijack the nomination process. in that case, we will use the nuclear option. or smart-bomb times ten in your face.

Monday, June 27, 2005

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Japan

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Two months ago, Amtrak suspended its vaunted Acela Express train service because the breaks didn't work. When the train did run, it was barely superior to what was available in 1954; the New Haven Railroad’s Advance Merchants Limited linked New York with Boston in 3 hours and 57 minutes. The Acela was only about 30 minutes faster. And now the train doesn't even operate.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

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Friday, May 20, 2005

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Thursday, May 05, 2005

5

To all the republicans: Your truck is real small.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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A woman is a gift.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Shell

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Monday, April 18, 2005

T7

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When efforts resonate the experience is poetry.

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Action is healthful when it belongs to a process of love.

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The poem both instigates and records. It belongs to the process of co-ordination.

outside the box, people

The inner-cities should serve up a couple thousand fine-ass bitches for Dick Cheney.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Trausus

poetry is a function, not a genre.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

SHARLAY / KORFUS-DREAD

PRATHIUM
SHE MARKS EACH DAY
WITH CHALK AND CRAYON

GARGANTUAN SHARAY
PROFESS THE ANSWER
TO THE QUESTION
SPOKEN BY THE CHESTER
HEARD BY THE WESTIN

HE BALKS
AT THE CALL
HE MARKS
WITH A KNIFE
THE NUMBERS OF LOSSES
CARVED AT NIGHT

AND SO
AGAINST THE HARDENED
WALL OF THE LORD
RELEASES
A HAMMER FROM THE
CENTENNIAL CORD

SHE DREAMS
OF THE OCEAN ROCK
THE CLOCK OF SANDY
SHELLS AND FROCKS
THE SOLUTION
WRITTEN IN SYMBOLS
STORED IN A BOX
SAVED AS A KINDLE:

ASTRONAUT
GORFUS CARDON
RAGER PORTION
HE DENOTES THE
TARGET
BY SELECTION

AND FORES THE SHAT
WITH BARSHART
TORN TO THE ARNOX
SHORN ON THE FLEEK
BORN ON THE FOURTH
TO MORN AT THE KEEP
GUT BY THE MARMOT
SHAPED AS THEY REAP:

TO BRING
HANDS TO THE CHORE
BORED TO THE TEETH
BOXED IN MEEK
OVER MORE THE WARF
PORSH TEERSUS MORN AT 5
CARMIN LORTHOS FRIE:

HOLY GRAIN
IT FLIES FROM THE GROUND
AND FEEDS
A GOLDEN MOUTH

GRAVITY, EMBEDDED
IN MATERIAL CREASED:

MOVED BECAME LIFE,
IN STORE, BRING, AND GO
IN FLORIAN SHATTERED ROE
IN MARP
IN PREEP
IN FLORTH
IN CHREES

HARUM HARE RIE

Lorkus RO

Each individual is on A HIGHER-ORDER PATH.

Harthus Fore. She knows!

Individual imbalances aggregate to the Iraq war.

Freegun More!

We only get THIS once.

Drauzer Carter

You don't transcend the world by abstaining or hanging back in disaprobation. You have to go THROUGH it. INTO it. On all its levels. They work together and combine, to create something called LIFE.

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Rather than speckle the play with terms, engage the accident with your hands. Bring the action into allignment with the powers that run the world.

MAu SHI'A: BARUM CHARIUM NORTH WINGS

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to the bleeding corner

of the world

WORTHICK GRAVE

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to the plated vector

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burns again

through the detector
track and flash
it registers
a shining gash:

THE UNIVERSE!

TF1

FORWARD
INTO
UPWARD
THROUGH

Harum Hare Ra

Sunday, April 10, 2005

SHREESUS TI VRIE

CREEASHEEN DORN
PROW ARALAY
SHO MA, EXAVIAN REMAIN!

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FRAMPTON FORE!

CHARMUT PRIE
PRIE CHARALAY

CRAME

PORTUNE, SHA MAE

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best friends
names and numbers
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and crashes
in dispersal
at V

puddles of people
huffing vicks
gripping fading sticks

jaws locked hard
fliers everywhere

"this stuffed monkey
could split your head in two.
you don't understand it
but it's true."

Saturday, April 09, 2005

THE RAVES II

the temple flashed
here and there

announcing itself

its parts were stolen from
the core of the war:

the circuit
the engine
the pills
the luminescence
the students in school

convening
a cell
a massive and living commitment
to the ears of god

THE RAVES I

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huddle 'round the horn:

let's go.
every weekend.
every town.

gather force
underground:

THE REVOLUTION
THE FAITH
THE LIGHT
THE FUTURE

STUCK

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winner in the category
beagle not over 13 inches

volunteers in every hamlet
bled the ground red
their homes burned
their bones bleached in the sun

exercise 5

graporppsa
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shrewater
shrewater

groister
groister

GROISTER
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argontjus
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exercise 4

plop

exercise 3

sprash
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

=L

Poor people on cell phones be talking bout bitches and shit. You can't get nobody to watch the baby? His mom be like hell no.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

MEXICO

Mexico has the sombraro and kids huff glue as shown on sixty minutes. They drink beer and eat tacos al pastor with carne asada and sour cream. The president is spaniard business man. He runs mexico for the US. You can buy a time share and stay in the resort where you snorkle.

INdia

India has IT customer service where outsourcing happens. And also they have curries. They work in cubicals and head sets to steal our jobs with outsourcing customer service. It's a big problem that lou dobbs has exposed. But that's globalizaiton.

Canada

Canda has gretzky and lemieux. They are the canucks. They play with the puck and are chums. But they got no innovation. And they have the french in montreal expos. There is a lot of wilderness and no one knows who their president is. or how big the country is because of map distoriton. THey are known for their pairs ice dancers that were cheated by the french judge. Jamie Salle and her lover. Also, they have speed skaters that wear the red and blue spandex singlet with the hood. They tripped dan jansen and the women have seal thights and long skates. In the winter olympics, canada is strong. They have a different kind of pride. They don't like war.

Russia

They have the mig and putin. And the submarines and the AK 47. They have a cool bomber to compete with the B-1. It is like a white goose. They know analog electronics. And how to integrate like nobody'ss business. And those copters that killed the muhajadin. Today gangsters take over the state-run oil industry and drive russian hummers away at the auto show. Russia also has nuclear scientists and moscow state university. With daniel engavotov who got straight A's. He is a very superior man. He does sports and is in the laboratory. He is 5'4" and uses an ice axe.

Sydney

australia was a prison colony. You eat kangaroos there. They also have big doofuses who drink fosters beer. There is the outback with tthe whatever they're called.

China

China. Today they have cell phones and work on the big damn. Many do falun gong and are presecuted. But you are becoming westernized with nike basketball. You wear a kevin garnet jersey. They have many chinese scinetists that compete on a big test in high school. They are very competitive and good. It is a very old country. they had dynasties. great walls were built. They made fire crackers the first. And they conqured japan.

REA

treason is an action that violates the dictate of god. It reports to the enemy what should be kept quiet. It is a bad thing to do. It can get you executed with a gun. You could go in a mass grave of genocide chambers like the nazis did to the jews.

i read about the hitler youth. they went on trips. you had to be tough and smoke cigarette or you didn't get to wear your special scarf. You got to wear a dagger, unless you finked. when dresden was bombed they pulled the victims from the rubbel.

people really liked hitler because he had such a good mustache. He was a tiny man with a strange face, but was beloved. He was a god. But he was not tan. He was stiff. But he gave people jobs on the autoban.

"hitler" is a strange name. I can't think of another name like it. It evokes the swastika with its "t". He had dark hair but thought blonde people were superior. This is because Nietzsche talked about a white lion. Hitler's grandmother was a jew. She cooked that special soup with the lump. He blamed the jews for something. I don't know what. It had to do with their business style. Or because they were gypsies. This is not covered well in school.

In world war II the americans saved the planet from hitler german exterminators. The germans were scary evil guys with caps. They wore gray with the black eagle and the hitler symbol and killed with impunity. Like in the stanford prison experiment. Nobody was an honest broker. They didn't ping out to the wider world. Nobody could come in and shine a flash-light into their fort. They had a big poetry.

In the end the nazi industrial effort fell short. Today they make BMW ultimate driving machine and mercedes nazi bullets. And they also engineer dykes with their large firms. THey have lazy union workers that wear coveralls and work thirty hours a week. They drink good beer and cheer for the soccer team like other old europe nations. They have a city called birlin that has skinny people.

ASD

Distance. What is it? What are we and they? Do the motions of the people pray? Generally, no, they ar random, and confused.They make for a difficult day. Break a window with a rock. Spray paint on the wall. scratch the car with a key. Take the game from the store. Break the rules, and the rules will break you. Is that not obvious?

Eat a paper crepe with cheese. Then throw it in the trash. The mouse is on a dirty mouse pad. The stupid company sells internet.

A woman has fat and eats. She can make a baby. Her hair is her work. "Good thing I didn't eat today," she'll say. She's been taught she should be thin. By who? I don't know. Who cares? Ride the lovely jiggle of life. She tastes, and expresses with her face. What is she tryiung to do? It's a deep, pre-linguistic intent, that takes much into account. A bio-computer.

Women do not control everything like men. It has worked out that way. They like ice cream and have a period.

DS

What is a person? A surface that changes. An exotic volume. It changes shape and the jacket is off. It changes shape and is in the chair. One changes shape in a way that stops another from changing shape. If that's what's happening, we can say the shapes are out of phase.

J

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a clattering of the blare
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with still some hair
to wreck the air
with the love of kin
and violent flares

the sun:
it is far away
but burns as bright as
comparison will lay
into the presence of the face
its radiation is one of two
the other gravity
oh, pull and rue
the day when these are gone
for they
are the very draw of man

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Not so long ago men gathered in groups to kill. It was an organic process through the trees and then over the hill, a coherence of systems uncontrolled with a forward direction against the cold. The action was crucial, and advanced by every pressure. But it was not essentially procedural.

R

An individual may accept the problems of others as his own. Or he may recognize that his own problems are enough for ten-thousand men. He can then stand at the stake to burn them away and be refreshed by morning air.

TFE

It should be without reservation that the true nature of art is pronoucned. It is life. Freshness. The call of the angel if heard by two or more ears. The prsence of our connection is the value. The coherence and sympathy may run toward and through an object expressing a field. A device for the cultivation and maintenence of love. A harbored holding of light that speeds the truth forward and callls us to a superior position.

It is the moment of truth , cracking through the ice to the golden sphere of air and day, that is, in my opinion, what's worthwhile. All that comes after, the forms, the schools, the programs, and classes, are, at best, monuments to the moment.

The poet is just a leader who fell short. The whiff of victory may land in a poem, but it can go further than that. When it does, the land is cleared of impinging debris, and all that remains is the Lord's voice.

RXCS

An original human happening, an instance of momentum and potential for travel, leaves a trail of artifacts. These artifacts might be sentences or paintings. They become the subjects of a new gathering. They are the objects of conversation. But the conversations do not exhibit the property that yielded the artifacts. That's the essential frustration.

Institutions are not organizations. They represent an extreme deficit of organization. They are empty and useless. They are simple. They are specifiable. It's easy to specify nothing!

34

All the things that were once revolutionary are now NOT.

on university "philosophy departments"

Not only is their product boring, it's also useless.

Friday, April 01, 2005

TTX

A philosophy department is just an immature community.

J50

the game
and the fame
the pimps
and the ho's
the rocks
and the rides

the beaches
and the tides
the peaches
and the hides
the leaches
and the lemonaide

E

Yep, life on the planet is a mess. That's the cycle of birth and death.

F

Women in the military?

woa

The logocentrist writers fetishized by the normal professional orthodoxy that nit-picks hypotheticals in the ignored cloisters of american philosophy departments do not, in my experience, have anything useful to say about the crucial and real happenings of our time. Creativity, generosity, love, depth, connection, freedom. How can we be and have more? If those guys knew, they wouldn't be what they are.

match-up

pat summit v. condoleezza rice

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

>7

The crys.
And the doggs
The bling
And the dubbs
The ball
And the paper

The bitches
The snitches
The murder
The riches

The Phat Farm
The Baby Phat
The Sean John
The Laundromat

My top ten in the rap game ALL TIME

1. X-JIZZA
2. BLUNT MASTA NINE
3. KILO KILLER
4. CASH BRICK CLAN
5. MURDER CHEESE
6. PAPER
7. T-FIZZLE
8. BULLET FACE
9. CRACK TOOTH
10. EAR WAX

REW

I want to get down to south america.

TNT

My ex-girlfriend has a new dude. He couldn't handle it, so I didn't get to come to her birthday party.

DFT

The government can't even stop spam. It's not a good tool.

GDA-10

deficate on a plate
pass it to the owner
he speaks to his mate
he's worried you will bone her

he shits in a cup
and gives it to his mother
she salts it with the baker
and ask you to go stone her

with a rock from the garden
the big one by the flower

TNZX

the missile
the missile

the general and the president

he coaches with the officer,

the paper, and the computer

the commuter
the commuter

traffiic jam
the copter

it's news center four
make-up
and a van

a woman
a prop
a gripping hand

intone
the emergency
the city has gone dark!

power is out
bar-owners shout

we're going out of business
we're going out of business

NT4

power pop the music!

X5

Big upps to Yanni. He's the poet of the milleniuum. Of the deca-do millenium. Ahead of even rumi, and that guy who wrote leaves of gras. Whitman. By the way, leaves of grass ain't that good. I wrote a paper in American Studies Honors at Boulder High demonstrating that whitman was racist. I got a C-. I think the teachers were also racist.

B32

Big upps to all the hip hop artists. May you get all the rocks, paper, and dubs that you desire.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

T

Ask yourself this: is something happening?

the button

gather round the core
an igloo with a glacier door
ice in a hemi-sphere

its center is a flame
a drip of gas
from an aluminum bottle

jet fuel
it pulls the throttle

lock on to the target
acquired
touch the button
and chatter in the argot

a missile
a missile
a missile

fnm

English teachers don't seem to be the ones influencing the language. The stance of instruction is out of power. That's its essence.

ss

I dig latinas. They WANT to get laid.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

through

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on rippled glass
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through the night

above
the ceiling is far
it is not there

just nothing air
a breath of gas
a quiet stare

as the paddle pulls
us allong

BSX

I'm not real enthusiastic about singing the praises of professional athletes. Michael Jordan is a hired arm of the state. Child slaves sew his shoes. He can't stop gambling in his crocodile trausers. Bonds has a roid skull and swings his bat at a ball. Clemens is dog crap. McGuire is a roid face.

HARUM UDJUM VEE RO: NORTH WINGS

subjects are eager
to lay on the day of fins
to burn from splintered pine
to blind themselves
with fishing line

they sit in plastic bulk
on circles of measured grace
temporary, extraordinary,
eating the japanese steak

so drown in a chlorine pool
drink the pee pee
bump the lane divider
with your hand
talk to your friend after school
the one who plays in band
he's ready to tie the fools

a spiral of bone
a gangle of nerve
wrapped in a curve
hewn by the blurb of man
my skull was squeezed
by tongs and pulled
others strain to make
what I just am:

the cradle of life and mark
a ladle of pills
served in the dark
the thump of the heart
as the explosion starts
our light convenes
our voices bark
to cry the guns
and board the arc
that leaves at dawn
through the prism sphere of day
oh remains,
our past shall part

Friday, March 25, 2005

ram-horn

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the heights are thin and tall
that cower on the edge
before the fall
down

it comes
round the bend
with trucks and grills
bucks and pills
calls and dolls
sacks and crawls

a ram-horn to the chest
an anger beams
and shines
through
the tendons of the neck
the spasm of death

it cards to the angeled gown
that flows in winter wind snow
it billows and blows
from the froth
of chocolate
the smell
of gingered dough
in the oven mit

the mother on the couter top
goose in a sweater
presents under the tree
wrapped with boughs
by laura and lee

boxes they have corners
three lines to point
point point point point
point point point point
and that's it

the rounder creatures
bobble and roll
round the tree
orders abound
three, two, and one
a play of approximate mounds

but this is spring
so birds chirp your sound!
awake the depressed!
shake and show
bobble and go
to the river, brook, and day!
the expensive chips of mandalay!
roll a 20!